These aren’t your nan’s garden shorts. They’re quick-drying, anti-chafe, and tougher than they look—like a daisy that survived a Cornish rip. Made from recycled plastic and bad decisions, they’ve got enough stretch to handle a sketchy paddle-out and enough pockets to stash your dignity (or what’s left of it).
Whether you’re dodging jellyfish or dodgy exes, these trunks have your back—and your bits.
• Fabric composition: 91% recycled polyester, 9% spandex • Lining composition: 92% polyester, 8% spandex (in the US), and 90% polyester, 10% elastane (in the EU) • Fabric weight (may vary by 5%): 5.13 oz/yd² (174 g/m²) • Four-way stretch water-repellent microfiber fabric • Anti-chafe mesh inner liner • Elastic waistband with drawcord • Mesh pockets • Small inside pocket for valuables • UPF 50+ protection
